Happy Birthday Dan

Today is January 14th, it’s a really special day, it’s Dan Schneider’s birthday, hey everybody say happy birthday to Dan! He’s a really cool guy and he likes retro things and lunchboxes and Necco Wafers and he likes pastrami sandwiches on rye and he likes doing funny jokes and saying funny things because he’s such a funny guy and he loves old television and he loves his family and Memphis Tennessee where he came from. Hey everybody say Happy Birthday to Dan because he deserves a happy birthday from every single person in the world and he should also be the king because he deserves that too.